"If anything happens!"  From The Duluth Evening Herald, 1900.

Via UFO Newsclipping Service, 2008.

"Tell me mentally where Cincinati [sic] is?"  From the endpapers of Agriculture by C. C. James, 1899.

Reblog if hypnosis is the only avenue left.  From Dark Shadows episode 1117.

"Peter Puck wants to know if airmen like windfalls."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1931.

From The Cat Who Had 60 Whiskers by Lilian Jackson Braun.

A very tiny radio behind a magnifying glass picks up a weird station undetectable by other devices.

Only eight lives of a cat may be scandal-free, for in its ninth incarnation it roams to witches' midnight orgies.  From Christopher Cricket On Cats by Anthony Henderson Euwer, 1909.

What a clumsy composite picture!  Maybe it works better in 3-D.  From The Film Daily, 1938.

"Peter Puck wants to know if the Everest expedition will ever rest."  From The Children's Newspaper, 1936.

What is there to think about?  What is there to say?  What is there to understand?  What is there to be afraid of?  From Dark Shadows episodes 300, 21, 344, and 591. 

From The Voice at Johnnywater by B. M. Bower, 1923.

Finding some humor in the midst of horror.  "By Gad, son, this will be 'some' meal -- if we're not killed before!"  From Bazaar Daily, 1916.

You can't judge a book by its covers.  We don't know which sacred geometry to believe.  But you can't blame the publishers for tapping different markets.  From Transpersonal Psychologies, edited by Charles Tart.

Today's miracle nun is from the Bombay Sunday Chronicle, 1956.

Two ghosts, a couple of goblins, and an assortment of other ghouls were minding their own business at the cemetery about midnight.  From Current Sauce, 1963.