CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"A life-sized apparition built up from the ectoplasm emanating from the medium 'Eva.' One of 201 photographs taken by Mme. Bisson and Dr. Notzing, 1909-12." From Hearst's International, 1921.
Just as people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, those with paper faces shouldn't toss airplanes at crayons. Or is it the other way around? From the rare (going for over $500, last we checked) Paper Faces by Michael Grater, 1968.
Hypnotized soldiers drank water they were told was whisky, got drunk, then slept with each other. Make love, not war! From Mechanix Illustrated, May 1945.
A wish for you: if you're ever trapped within a mirrored tombstone, may there be a reflective sheet of glass nearby so that you can at least see things unreversed. From Centenary's 1974 yearbook.