CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"You'd be like me wondering how I came to be here, not troubled but not happy." From the North Carolina Baptist Hospital School of Nursing's 1972 yearbook.
At first glance, we thought a love letter had been opened by mistake in a wolven building, which explained the seeming scratch marks in the second word of the headline. From the Duluth Evening Herald, 1905.
"'Hard man, who?' as seen in the northern woods. How giant lumbermen amuse themselves in bunkhouse—rough pastime demonstrates the endurance of the human body." From the Duluth Herald, 1915.
"Can spirits possess the dead? The young girl died. Then she sat up in bed and a series of strange voices began speaking from her lips." From Fate Magazine, 1954.
"Would whistle on way by grave yard. Then all will be well. 'If we can whistle as we pass the grave yard, we are going to be all right.'" From the Duluth Herald, 1914.