CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
It’s the oldest trick in the book. You get the punt—you get others so deeply involved that they don’t dare fold. It’s the dream, you see? They think if they stay in it’ll all work out. —Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (2004)
Hah! That’s the oldest trick in the book, Skip. They’re tryin’ to decoy us away from ‘ere so they can burn the wallgate. —Brian Jacques, Marlfox (1998)
Sometimes these guys would be taken into Henry’s confidence (the oldest trick in the world to get people to be on your side, and feel important so they will cooperate). —Brice Taylor, Thanks for the Memories (1999)
The oldest trick in the book happened to him. He came home early one afternoon and found his wife in bed with another guy. —Christopher Pike, The Blind Mirror (2003)
A centrifuge is a plot, a conspiracy, used by devious characters to cover up their devious behavior. It's one of the oldest tricks in the book. —John R. Erickson, The Case of the Halloween Ghost (1998)
My informant relaxed, having fallen for the oldest trick in the book—the one about pretending you know more than you do. —Rosemary Edghill, Bell, Book, and Murder (1994)
I had fallen for the oldest trick in the book: the Big Three Gambit. I had been led down the garden path. I’d had the wool pulled over my eyes. I had been taken for a ride. I was the Walrus. —Joe Queenan, Queenan Country (2004)
Unbeknownst to them, Smith and Mahto had fallen for the oldest trick in the book by believing their own press. —Paul VanDevelder, Coyote Warrior (2004)