CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
Here's a precursor to the Japanese film Mantango (a.k.a. Attack of the Mushroom People), 1963, from England Under the House of Hanover by Thomas Wright and illustrated by F. W. Fairholt, 1868.
Here's a precursor to the war on carbs, from 1914. "The kitchen is the key to victory. Eat less bread." Scanned by the University of British Columbia LIbrary.
Here's a precursor to this line: "It might be a case of, 'any chance of a baked potato?'" (Charlotte Williamson, "My Private Chef," The Guardian). Our illustration appears in Joseph Breck's Annual Descriptive Catalogue of Seeds, 1896.
Here's a precursor to these lines from Baby Doll: "You're fine-fibered. Soft and smooth... You make me think of cotton. No! No fabric or cloth, not even satin or silk cloth, and no kind of fiber—not even cotton fiber—has the absolute delicacy of your skin." From 1878.