CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
This sort of objectification is going on to this very day. The caption reads, "My horse started from an object upon the ground." From Pelham by Baron Lytton, 1883.
Seventy-four years before the Food Pyramid, there was the Pyramid of Fruit (technically a star yet called a pyramid because why not, apparently) and the Pyramid of Flowers (more of a concave octagon, but we like it). From The Practical Hotel Steward by John Tellman, 1900.
We can't make out many of the words on this diagram from Forecasting Business Conditions (1922), pictured left, but note that it seems descended from the Sami shaman drums of Lapland (right), and may more business diagrams be so inspired.
Here's a precursor to David Copperfield's talking necktie illusion, from The Last of the Nine, 1890. The caption reads, "'Don't touch that woman!' said a voice, 'It is the command of the black tie!'"
Here's a precursor to Doughnut King Ted Ngoy, from Montana Wesleyan's Prickly Pear yearbook, 1917. (For some unbelievably weird yearbook imagery, see our How to Hoodoo Hack a Yearbook.)