CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
It may not be quite as exciting as the prediction of flying cars and colonies on Mars, but here's "the bull-dog of the future," from Prose and Verse by William James Linton, 1836.
Here's a precursor to the song "The Man in the Moon (is a Lady)," in the musical Mame (1966). From Astronomy for Amateurs by Camille Flammarion, 1904. See our previous proof that the craters of the moon line up exactly with the Mona Lisa's facial features.
Here's a precursor to the social media phenomenon: "He told her everything that he had already told her friends." From Love Me For Ever by Robert Williams Buchanan, 1883.
"People Have Been Complaining About This Longer Than You Think" dept.:
"The automatic typewriter, the telegraph, and the penny postal card have done much to cause a gradual decline in the gentle art of correspondence." —Donald Ogden Stewart, Perfect Behavior (a mock etiquette book from 1922, via Jonathan Caws-Elwitt)
Here's a precursor to an AA meeting. "And each as they sat by that bogwood fire told by turns his name and his history," from Illustrated British Ballads Old and New by George Barnett Smith, 1894.
The phrase "ghosts of dead toys" delivers just one Google result from 1908. Our illustration appears fours years earlier, in St. Nicholas magazine, 1904.