CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"A voice, in tones of thunder, cried, 'Silence!' and simultaneously both ladies fainted." From The Great Peril and How It Was Averted, by William Laird Clowes, 1893.
Those playing along at home will have already guessed that we added the clock hands as the gentleman's tie. Otherwise, this is from St. Nicholas magazine, 1877.
Here is revealed one of the secrets of parrot thought transference, via Smithsonian Libraries (who left the source blank. We guess with a name like Smithsonian, they are the source). See Secrets of Chicken Whispering.
A frog serenades the moon, but why presume the moon is interested? By the way, did you know that the phrase "the man in the moon is a bachelor" delivers but a single Google result? Our illustration appears in St. Nicholas magazine, 1877.
"He fetched a dummy figure of Viola, and tossed it into the knife-lined globe, addressing it: 'There, my fair Viola, I shall bind you, of course!'" From Thrilling Life Stories for the Masses, 1892.