CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
An illustration from an 1856 issue of Harper's magazine. The caption reads: "Indignant Britisher [J. Arris, Ouse Hagent]—'Get out of my 'ouse, you 'orrid Hobject. Go to Hamerica, where they are so fond of you. You 'ave no business 'ere.'"
An illustration from a 1919 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. The caption reads: "'Wonderful!' he said to her. 'You are a question, an eternal question.'"
An illustration from an 1858 issue of Harper's magazine. The caption reads: "Smuggled candy in school; smoked cigars, and—oh, fie!—read a great many very queer books on the sly."
An illustration from an 1899 issue of Pall Mall magazine. The caption reads: "He seemed to hear a girl's voice, saying, 'Hilton-under-the-Edge—it's a queer name for a village.'"
An illustration from a 1902 issue of Pall Mall magazine. The caption reads: "'When,' he cried, 'will women learn that the small hours of the morning are the very worst in which to start these infernal maunderings about their empty lives?'"
Prof. Oddfellow offers this free vintage clip-art frame, originally appearing in an 1896 issue of McClure's Magazine and painstakingly restored. The image is available for download in high-resolution GIF and vector EPS formats.