CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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October 31, 2008 (permalink)

"Writing is a way of speaking without being interrupted." —Jules Renard
#writing #interrupted
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October 28, 2008 (permalink)

We were honored to illustrate a tiny new publication by minimalist poet Geof Huth, entitled "I aye eye." 
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October 24, 2008 (permalink)

Information artist Sam Winston says, "I was always going to be a writer but it was when I discovered other alphabets – of colour, shape and form – that's when things really began to get interesting."

A detail from "Dictionary Story Print" by Sam Winston.
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October 21, 2008 (permalink)

"It was cruel of you to call her Q-tip," Cathy said.
"I referred to her by that name but I never called her that, I swear," I said.
Bryan Jay Ramsey, Dreams Within A Dream: The Portal

Illustration via ffffound.
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October 19, 2008 (permalink)

"When life hands you lemons ... say, 'Excuse me.  I asked for limes.'"
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
#lemons #limes #jonathan caws-elwitt
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October 14, 2008 (permalink)

The visual poet Geof Huth contends that we are all lettrists:

The letters, those atoms of writing's structure, appeal to us through their shapes, their familiarity, and the tiny strands of meaning they contain. We love them beyond their ability to be loved, because in the end they are everything. Without the letters, we could not write a single word, without words no sentence, without sentences no paragraphs, and finally no books.

The letter is all we need, and all the night permits us.

See Geof's full discussion here.
#alphabet #letters
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October 12, 2008 (permalink)

This gem is from Dr. Boli's Encyclopedia of Misinformation:

"Charles Dickens was not paid by the word: that is a popular misapprehension. He was paid by the syllable."
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October 11, 2008 (permalink)

"Language is civilization itself.  The Word, even the most contradictory word, binds us together.  Wordlessness isolates."  —Thomas Mann, The Magic Mountain, translated by John E. Woods.
#language #words #thomas mann
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October 10, 2008 (permalink)

"To imagine a form of language is to imagine a form of life." —Cy Twombly.

#handwriting #language
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October 9, 2008 (permalink)

From Prof. Oddfellow's sketchbook:

#sword #norman mailer #storytelling #stories
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October 7, 2008 (permalink)


In a discussion of a poem composed via a Ouija Board, we learned that two mediums took dictation in a red dining room, and then a poet edited the transcripts in an adjoining blue room, "supplementing the uppercase text of the dead with his own lowercase commentary."  We were beguiled by that phrase, "the uppercase text of the dead."  It conjures images of ancient Roman script chiseled into marble.

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Jonathan Caws-Elwitt quips:

Why are they shouting?  It must just be high spirits.
#seance #ouija
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October 6, 2008 (permalink)

Don't miss our extensive interview over at Musings from a Muddy Island, in which we reveal all sorts of hidden, half-hidden, and quarter-hidden secrets, arcane details, and latent possibilities.
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October 3, 2008 (permalink)

One rarely sees the word Bible in its verb form, but here it is painted across a luxury motorhome: "Bible Across America."  We've previously heard of "imbibing across America," in terms of winery tours.  If the motorhome got pulled over for speeding, would the patrolman "throw the book" at them, or vice versa?
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October 2, 2008 (permalink)

"The simple idea that 'history is written by the winners,' is giving way to the realization that history is, of course, written by the writers; and that’s often quite a difference." —George Leonard, Sha Na Na and the Invention of the Fifties
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October 1, 2008 (permalink)


"All ancient [writing] systems . . . hold one idea in common: writing is divine, inherently holy, with powers to teach the highest mysteries; writing is the speech of the gods, the ideal form of beauty. The Egyptians were taught writing by Toth, the scribe of the gods, and named their script ‘the divine’; Jehovah engraved the letters with his fingers when he gave the Commandments to the Hebrews; the Assyrian god Nebo revealed the nature of cuneiform to his people; Cangjie, the four-eyed dragon-faced wizard, modeled the Chinese characters after the movements of the stars, the footprints of birds, and other patterns that occurred in nature; and in India the supreme god Brahma himself gave knowledge of letters to men." —John Stevens, Sacred Calligraphy of the East, third edition, 1995.  Via DJMisc.
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September 29, 2008 (permalink)

Two entries from our new edition of Magic Words are featured in this review/editorial about the importance of magic words for people recovering from trauma:

http://dianapagejordan.com/blog/2008/09/once-upon-time.php
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September 24, 2008 (permalink)

Did you know: "Oxygen is an imaginary gas hypothesized in the nineteenth century to account for certain phenomena then not understood. We actually breathe ether."

Or: "Any straight line on the earth’s surface, if extended indefinitely, will eventually pass through Apalachicola."

Or: "The codex, or book with pages bound on one side, was invented as a tool for pressing flowers. An anonymous postclassical herbalist was the first to hit on the idea of writing on the pages."

These and other hilarious fun facts are part of "Dr. Boli's Encyclopedia of Misinformation."
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September 19, 2008 (permalink)

Why is the ampersand located above the "7" on a keyboard?  We couldn't find an answer, so we sleuthed out our own!  See our findings at our guest blog for DJMisc!
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September 18, 2008 (permalink)

Our whimsical research on the ampersand has begun appearing around the Web.  For example:

Here's an ampersand crack in a table's surface.

Here's our proof of how an ampersand can curtail a list.

Here's the difference between an ampersand and quicksand.

Here's how an ampersand is exactly like a wheelchair.

Here's an illumination of the notorious "dangling ampersand."
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September 16, 2008 (permalink)

Simile faces.
Happiness is an allusion.

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Jonathan adds:

Would an extended simile-face be an emoticonceit?
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