CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is
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Yesterday — February 22, 2020 (permalink)

You knew that "the sky is the limit," and you've seen the sky, but here's the actual limit itself.  From MacMurray's 1961 yearbook.
#vintage photo #vintage yearbook #the sky is the limit #the limit
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February 19, 2020 (permalink)

Evicted by the divine landlord.  From The Varsity, March 31, 1976.
#vintage illustration #god #eye in the sky #eviction #landlord
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February 17, 2020 (permalink)

"Canada doesn't exist."  From The Varisty, Sept. 10, 1975.
#canada #vintage headline #monkey costume
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February 16, 2020 (permalink)

The first building to be erected on a foundation of sandwiches!  From the Muhlenberg Weekly, 1938.
#architecture #vintage news #weird news
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February 15, 2020 (permalink)

You know the theatrical masks, Comedy and Tragedy.  But there's an entire range of expressions in between.  From the State Female Normal School's 1903 yearbook.
#vintage illustration #mask #vintage yearbook #faces #comedy and tragedy
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February 14, 2020 (permalink)

"I'm the spirit of unmade beds" -- Arnold Stang on I've Got a Secret.  For Hallowe'en enthusiasts: Of Feeding & Caring For Sheet Ghosts.
Thanks for the tip, Jonathan, founder of the band The Silly Pillows
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Not every flying donut one sees is necessarily a UFO -- one's eyes may simply be glazed.  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1985.
#ufo #donut #vintage headline #doughnuts
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February 13, 2020 (permalink)

It's still true that Chicago gets progressively farther away.  To this day, no two explanations agree.  From The Hophinsville Kentuckian, April 5, 1913
#chicago #vintage headline #spacewarp
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"Elizabethan atmosphere will prevail."  It's the best news, especially for those of us related to every Shakespeare authorship contender.  This headline is from the Muhlenberg Weekly, 1938.  For how we proved our connection to every Shakespearean contender, see our video as well as Heirs to the Queen of Hearts.
#shakespeare #vintage headline #elizabethan
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February 12, 2020 (permalink)

Low brain weight of congressmen from the Pacific Northwest.  From Modern Mechanix, 1934.
#politician #brain #congress
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February 9, 2020 (permalink)

From There is No Death by Florence Marryat, 1891.
#life after death #ghosts #afterlife
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February 6, 2020 (permalink)

When food tastes like "muck," it may be because it literally is muck that's fresh off a muck farm.  From Muck Crops by Albert Edmund Wilkinson, 1916.
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"Mass psychology gaining momentum."  A headline from the Muhlenberg Weekly, 1939.
#vintage headline #mass psychology
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February 5, 2020 (permalink)

"Future events important."  A headline from the Muhlenberg Weekly, 1939.
#future #vintage headline
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January 31, 2020 (permalink)

Confirmed: the secret of perpetual youth is a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey.  From Illinois Benedictine's 1984 yearbook.
#vintage photo #vintage yearbook #donkey #blindfolded #eternal youth #1980s
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January 22, 2020 (permalink)

From Toike Oike, 2004.
#vintage headline #social skills
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It sounds like an ominous threat or prophecy: "There'll be a vacant chair at home tonight."  Actually, it's from an ad trying to make one feel guilty enough to place a long distance telephone call.  From the Muhlenberg Weekly, 1938.
#vintage ad #ominous #horror #vintage headline #absence
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January 16, 2020 (permalink)

"It may surprise you to learn that you are closely related to many of our electronic instruments" (The Story of Tools by James Poling, 1969).
Here's a tip for synthpop musicians seeking to craft an amazing artist statement: trace your lineage to all the great familes: Korg, Roland, Moog, Yamaha.  How many times removed are you from the Juno-60 or the Jupiter-4?  All joking aside, here's how to discover your unlikeliest heritage: Heirs to the Queen of Hearts: Tracing Magical Genealogy.
#electronic music #synthesizer
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January 15, 2020 (permalink)

From Toike Oike, 1980.
#vintage headline
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January 13, 2020 (permalink)

As you suspected, Neapolitan ice cream is made by grafting branches from different ice cream trees.  From Fantastic Adventures, 1950.
#vintage illustration #tree #ice cream
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