CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Believe it or not, there exists in the Anyplace a solitary chicken whose sole mission in life is to get to the other side of the road." —Peter David, Tigerheart
"The surprising truth is that, historically speaking, payola has often fostered musical diversity, rather than squelching it." —James Surowiecki, The New Yorker (July 12, 2004)
"Many men have forgotten how to play [handball], and some never knew how. This may surprise you, but it is a solemn fact." —Charles Phelps Cushing, "What Can a Fat Man Do?" The World's Work, July 1916
"This may surprise you; a neutron, you will say, has no electric charge and so remains unchanged if you reverse all electric charges! But that is not so: a neutron is magnetic, more precisely a magnetic spinning top ... and if you reverse all electrical charges you also reverse magnetic polarities." —The New Scientist, Jan. 31 1957
"This may surprise you but one of the biggest reasons [people get stuck in the safety of the status quo] is fear." —Bob Beaudine, The Power of Who (2009)