Q: What is the purpose of this spoiler/disclaimer? When I was a kid, our jack-in-the-boxes didn't warn us. No way, no how. If you were going to have a heart attack, you were just going to have a heart attack when the evil troll that lives in that box came for you at an astonishing rate of speed. Plain and simple. But now there are warnings on the damn thing. The funniest part is I don't think too many two-year-olds read. So the point is...? —William Keckler
A: It's conceptual art. —William Keckler