“I think someone pulled the classic tombstone-fake-ID trick.”
    “That being?”
    “You got to a graveyard and find the tombstone of a dead child,” Myron said.  “Someone who would be about your age if he’d lived.  Then you write and request his birth certificate and paperwork and voil, you’ve set up the perfect fake ID.  Oldest trick in the book.”
—Harlan Coben, Darkest Fear (2000)