I was walking through a college campus when I realized that I was late for a class (I believe it was Philosophy) that I had totally forgotten about.  I vowed then and there to totally drop the class, as I couldn't muster up the energy to deal with it, and I decided to spend the hour taking a very long walk around the perimeter of the campus.  Not long into my walk, I spotted a young woman up ahead doing a little dance by herself in a wide expanse of walkway.  She was dressed in a vaguely Middle Eastern hooded cape, with the hood a lighter shade (perhaps light blue) than the rest of the cape.  I stood several yards away (while typing this, I initially wrote "years" instead of "yards"... perhaps a Freudian typo) and watched her do an Arabesque dance with a sword.  At one point she thrust the sword forward and it flew through the air toward me, but in slow motion.  I easily dodged it and said, "You almost hit me!" to which she merely gave a Mona Lisa smile.  Then she thrust another sword toward me, and as it finally skidded to the ground (again in slow motion) I saw that the blade was covered in clear plastic, as if it were factory sealed.