Gregory proposes the establishment of a semicolon appreciation day. He confesses:
Semicolon and I are best of friends,
but that wasn't always the case. When I was in highschool--and I
shudder to think of this--I actually said "the semicolon is a
superfluous punctuation mark; any old parasitic semicolon can be
replaced with a respectable period," if not in so many words (or
punctuation marks!). Since then, I've come to appreciate the level of
nuance that the semicolon makes possible. Semicolon and I are
inseperable . . .