Speaking of semicolons, I stumbled upon the most marvelous poem by Matt
"World's Best Writer Ever" Getty, entitled "Inside the Semicolon
(Draft)." Here's the first stanza:
The sinister semicolon lurks
on the inside. Always inviting,
he calls you to follow as he opens
doors that look like walls.
To read more (you'll be glad you did), see the poetry section of Matt's
website.