"Halloween is indeed a Pagan festival,
as severe Christians declare.... It's Pagan not because of witches but
because of pumpkins, whose faces flicker with an inner light.
Animism: character in the nonhuman, soul in vegetables." --James
Hillman, The Force of Character
When I recite this quotation, I add a very pregnant pause before the word
pumpkins, to build the suspense, and I pronounce
pumpkins
so as to maximize its spookiness, blowing it up in size with that
initial syllabic "pump" of air. It's great fun to utter
pumpkin
as if it's the vegetable equivalent of the boogey man! With the
right intonations (i.e., dead seriousness with an undertone of
insanity, like you're "out of your gourd"), the word
pumpkin
can sound like a curse. Spooky graveyards are so passé -- imagine
the terror of having to cross through a frightening pumpkin patch on
the way home at midnight! The sound to dread, of course, is the
*snap* of the vine (or "tendril," to those initiated), for then the
ominous orange fruit with demonic flesh has broken free of its umbilic
tie to Hell. (Movie announcer voice:) This Halloween, prepare to
get squashed! Or, This Halloween, we're all plucked!