Saint Hlmpfmr
Patron of Incomprehensible Utterances.
His name is brought up (shamefully) in the ubiquitous German joke about
a man mistakenly diagnosed with hemorrhoids who tells the proctologist,
"get someone with longer fingers--I have a sore throat!"
Regional variations of this saint's name include
Drmpf, Hgmmm, and Hmmgmr.