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Saint Cartello
Patron of Planned Obsolescence.
Originally a friend to poor workmen (then, over time, associated with
"poor workmanship"), Saint Cartello was an expounder of the philosophy
of "Divine Second Thoughts." Shrines to Saint Cartello, manufactured
on assembly lines, are traditionally replaced annually. Cartello
oversees self-defeating obsessions, American-made appliances,
disposable razors, and unpredictable hemlines.
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