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Saint Widerwille
Patron of Irrational Aversions.
Saint Widerwille preached that "In the eyes of God, there is nothing
irrational in an aversion to (fill in the blank) provided that one is
prepared to accept the consequences." Saint Widerwille himself
was said
to suffer irrational aversions to untoasted bread, gypsies,
politicians, snakes, polystyrene cups, and people from New
Jersey. In his memoirs, he confessed that his greatest recurring
nightmare involved taking communion from a wandering former Jersey
statesman named Copperhead: "The moment he thrusts that unbaked wafer
and plastic cup of wine toward me, I wake up screaming."
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