Saint Piccione
Patron of Unexplained Phenomena.

"How puzzling!" was Saint Piccione's reply to virtually any statement.  He never sought to understand mysterious phenomena (hence his peccadillo of carrying a Bible but never reading it).  There are many unexplained aspects of his own biography.  For example, he possessed such a curious homing sense that he was affectionately called "the pigeon" by those close to him.  When his detractors accused him of "vague and irresponsible theories about God, heaven, the stars, and the supernatural," his answer surprised no one: "How perplexing!"  Indeed, there is little evidence of any theorizing at all.  "You ask me to explain the problem of evil," he once told a follower, "but I might well wonder aloud about other mysteries, such as where the sun disappears at night."