Jonathan Caws-Elwitt Begs the Question:
If bandages are sterile, where do those little Band-Aids come from?
Do Australian clocks go 'tock tick'?
When the bus doesn't stop at the bus stop, is it still a bus stop?
If the name "Mannering" is really spelled "Mainwaring", then what about the auxiliary waring?
Literary humorist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt's plays, stories, essays,
letters, parodies, wordplay, witticisms and miscellaneous tomfoolery
can be found at
Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0.
Here you'll encounter frivolous, urbane writings about symbolic yams,
pigs in bikinis, donut costumes, vacationing pikas, nonexistent movies,
cross-continental peppermills, and other compelling subjects.
