Begs the Question:
If bandages are sterile, where do those little Band-Aids come from?
Do Australian clocks go 'tock tick'?
When the bus doesn't stop at the bus stop, is it still a bus stop?
If the name "Mannering" is really spelled "Mainwaring", then what about the auxiliary waring?
Literary humorist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt's plays, stories, essays,
letters, parodies, wordplay, witticisms and miscellaneous tomfoolery
can be found at Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0
Here you'll encounter frivolous, urbane writings about symbolic yams,
pigs in bikinis, donut costumes, vacationing pikas, nonexistent movies,
cross-continental peppermills, and other compelling subjects.