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Q: Jack graduated last in his class at optometry school. There
were 99 higher grade-point-averages than his. How many pupils
were there?
A. 200 (all bleary from studying)
B. 199 (our hero was a one-eyed Jack)
C. 202 (Suzie was nicknamed "four eyes")
D. 579 (Timmy brought his collection of glass eyes to Show-and-Tell)
E. All of the above, depending on how you count
F. Does Oedipus figure into this?
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