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Did You Hear the One I Just Made Up? |
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The publicist for that bedsheets firm just got sacked.
Apparently, she had made too many blanket statements. There are
whispers of a king-sized money laundering scheme that would have folded
the company and taken everyone to the cleaners. Police are
already on the case, and the details are being ironed out. (It's
a royal case of mistaken identities, because she's a twin, you
see.) Her career shouldn't be affected: she's already turned down
one offer.
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