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Did You Hear the One I Just Made Up? |
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Why are pieces of paper good mediators? They see two sides to everything.
What did the piece of paper say at the poker game? I fold.
How can you tell a paper lifeguard? The watermark.
How did the stand-up comedian paper airplane start his act? "I just flew in from Jersey and boy are my arms tired!"
Legal sized paper: the long and the short of it.
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