I dreamed that a rogue Ouija Board planchette was flying in search of me.*
* "Five people were injured last week when a planchette--the device which points to letters and numbers on Ouija Boards--flew violently out of a house in search of a semicolon.
The planchette went rogue when Kelly Smerton, eleven, and her sister Karen, twelve, inadvertently channelled the spirit of a deceased English teacher." --Weekly World News. See
entire article for more hilarity.