Saint Gravid
Patron of Inverted Clichés.

Known for being "humble as a peahen," yet unafraid to "shout bitter somethings," Saint Gravid had a divine gift for turning old sayings on their ears:

• "A fortune invested is a fortune spent."*
• "Lack of interest added years to the dog's life."*
• "Dismantle fresh grass when the moon is out."*
• "An entire tapestry in space squanders 9."*
• "There are an infinite number of new things over the moon."*

The enduring motto of Saint Gravid's followers is "new habits birth soft."  Hence, they specialize in sewing 100% cotton habits for those sisters "carrying" the baby Jesus within.

*Thanks to Jonathan for discovering some of Saint Gravid's lost teachings.