From Jonathan Caws-Elwitt:

"Did you hear that Puffs' claim to be softer than Kleenex turned out to be a tissue of lies?"

(Literary humorist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt's plays, stories, essays, letters, parodies, wordplay, witticisms and miscellaneous tomfoolery can be found at Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0.)

And from the Abecedarian archives:

This is what David, a photographer and visionary thinker, saw when he reached for the last tissue in the box. He calls it "Georgia O’Kleenex."