unearths some literary gems.
From Murder à la Mode, by Patricia Moyes:
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"Would you mind getting off my desk, Teresa? You're sitting on my justified captions."
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Rachel hit the keys of her typewriter viciously, in loud, unspoken criticism.
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[Flet Vewels dept.]
"Ay'm afrayde," she said, "that Ay can't connect yew with the aytelier today. We're rehearsing the show, yew see. Everywan is fraightfully busy."
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He had already seen it on a quiet day. The idea of what it would be like when fraightfully busy was enough to make the strongest man quail.