Adam wonders: "I wonder what the thread count is on the average sheet ghost... Sheet ghosts are lucky to be made of bedding. That means they can sleep anywhere... I wonder what time of the moaning the average sheet ghost gets up... Hmmm,,, I suppose they'd need a shapely ectoplasm to pull off wearing a fitted sheet... And why do sheet ghosts only wear white sheets? ... I wonder if sheet ghosts are treated like a minority. What about hygiene? Do they throw themselves in the wash or just stand out in the rain?"