Which credit card is funnier: Visa or MasterCard?
Clue: This is according to literary humorist
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt.
Answer: MasterCard. (The answer is in black text on the black background. Highlight it to view.)
Citation: Personal correspondence, Aug. 25, 2007. Jonathan adds:
"And what a triumph for "MasterCard" to be even funnier than a word with an "ee" sound in it! "MasterCard" sounds like someone has dropped an empty corrugated* box down a flight of stairs.
*Funnier word than "cardboard."