Here's a new bit of brilliance from humorist
Jonathan Caws-Elwitt,
E-mail takes two basic forms: outgoing messages, which include recycled jokes, idle chitchat, and party invitations; and introverted messages, which include unanswered inquiries, unsent drafts, and "away" messages.
Jonathan adds: "This is an unabashed imitation of the great
Tom Weller."