To whom it may concern,

I confirm that I have known & for a # of years.  Indeed, & officiated at my wedding to my better half.  Having earned varsity letters in wrestling and macramé, & will be a valuable asset if drafted or otherwise conscripted into small business.  Proficient in Latin and sign language, &’s communication style is to the point.  A natural mediator and expert on mergers, & is an all-around exceptional character.

Sincerely,

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