unearths some literary gems.
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Contents
Part I: Theorem
Part II: Hypothesis
Part III: Construction
Part IV: Proof
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"I wouldn't have her for an aunt. I wouldn't even have her as a...as a..."
The search for a sufficiently distant relation failed.
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"There was a bit of a tiff between Mrs. W. and the Aitches." [The Aitches are Mr. and Mrs. Harler, i.e., the H's.]
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[Even a "la-di-da" can be improved by tmesis!]
"'Ah, Mrs. Gulliver,' she says, all airs and graces and la-di-blinking-da."
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[Another name for the Aitches]
"It was on the table in Mistrermissizarler's sitting room."
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