Tag yourself in this garden of zoological freaks. (You may be more than one.)
The hungry disconsolate were-wolf.
The bold bad chick.
The luckless amatory goat.
The histerical [sic] bird.
The literary jackass.
The bacchanalian sheep.
The professorial rat.
The popular pig.
The festive declamatory calf.
The sportive oratorical cow.
The bow wow family.
The athletic bull.
The sabbatarian white rat.
The sesgipedalian [sesquipedalian] cat.
The goose goose goose.
From Hampden-Sydney's 1895 yearbook.