unearths some literary gems.
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It will be as well for us to get over the origins and topography of Swarebridge before the reader wearies. It is obvious that the place lies on the River Sware and that there is a bridge!
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His head was the shape of a blunt carrot.
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[He] has a tonsure surrounded by a fairly thick, dark thatch, just as if its owner had decided to become a monk and then abandoned the project in the chair of the monastic barber.
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