
Is it true, as
Momus
suggests, that there are "few tales which would not be improved by the
addition of the phrase 'suddenly, a shot rang out'"? Decide for
yourself as we alter the opening lines of . . .
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS by Dr. Seuss
Every Who
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot.
Suddenly a shot rang out.