Is it true, as Momus suggests, that there are "few tales which would not be improved by the addition of the phrase 'suddenly, a shot rang out'"?  Decide for yourself as we alter the opening lines of . . .

BUDDHA by Karen Armstrong

One night toward the end of the sixth century B.C.E., a young man called Siddhatta Gotama walked out of his comfortable home in Kapilavatthu in the foothills of the Himalayas and took to the road.  Suddenly, a shot rang out.

[Thanks to June for suggesting this send-up of the old saying, "If you see the Buddha on the road, kill him."]