William Keckler quips:
It was revealed that there is no such language as Gaelic.
People were just making "funny noises with their mouth."
Apparently, it's just a slightly more clever form of Pig Latin.
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The Welsh language was diagnosed with a genetic condition which explained its odd situations with regard to vowels.
Gene therapy was initiated, and in a few short months, Welsh was a "normal, healthy language."