unearths some literary gems.
From "Chaps in Chaps," a brief spoof of the western by British(?) parodist Richard Mallett:
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Two days later Noble Chunk was in the very heart of Arizoklahoma, that strange spur of land that lies like a stick of macaroni along the side and between the middle of the back around behind above Texas on top of the panhandle of Wyoming like some brooding monster.
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