unearths some literary gems.
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Old Paget is a solid, dreary man, without one spark of humour in him. Compared with Paget, Bradshaw's time-tables are fanciful.
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He was seated in a Bond Street tea-shoppe, eating something unpleasant that made his fingers sticky, while Mrs. Tyson did what was necessary with a muffin.
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"Even an uneducated costermonger in the gallery will see Capulet's garden or the cell of Friar Laurence, and will see it the more clearly because it will not be there."
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[Bonus name: Mr. Waffle]