We had the honor of working with the ever-so-clever Martha Brockenbrough on a customizable get-out-of-hell permission slip.  Martha explains:

Do you pick your nose in your car? Have you ever forgotten to send your aunt a thank you card for the holiday sweater? Did you laugh when someone forwarded your frenemy's sexts to the whole school? Do you use the words "frenemy" and "sexts" without feeling a little bit cheap?

Alas, there's is a good chance you are on your way to Hell.

But we have good news.

For a limited time (in the grand, eternal scheme of things), you are eligible for this Perdition Slip.*  It's guaranteed to save your hide from the nine flaming rings of Hell.

Simply fill it in, print it out, and pass it on to all your friends. And maybe even your frenemies.

*Cash value 1/20th of a shekel. No refunds. Expiration date slightly after yours.