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unearths some literary gems.
From Double or Quits, by A. A. Fair:
***It seemed that she was dreading something. Perhaps it was just that her eyes were too big for her face.***"I wouldn't trust that man as far as I could throw an elephant by the tail," he announced.Bertha Cool, who had walked up to stand behind him, said, "Make it a hippopotamus as far as I'm concerned."[Now, doing the math (via Google) confirms that even an African elephant typically weighs substantially more than a hippopotamus. So Bertha's attempt to one-up here would seem to be a failure--unless she happens to know that elephants are more aerodynamic? Ultimately, it feels like "make it a hippopotamus" simply represents a knee-jerk reaction by someone who's more used to ordering drinks than throwing hypothetical animals.]***"His address is the Albatross Apartments."***
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