unearths some literary gems.
From Father William, by Donald Ogden Stewart:
***"What is everybody having?""Fits," replied Austin. "Fits Melba."***[At a classical concert]At the end of the first half the lady in front of Larry was leading by seven sh'sses and twenty-six dirty looks, in addition to the three penalties which Larry had incurred by applauding at the wrong time.[And it's good to know how to spell the plural of "sh!"]***