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unearths some literary gems.
 
 												
From Mystery and Malice aboard RMS Ballast, by PJ Fitzsimmons: 
***"Great Guildenstern's garters!"***"Oh my giddy aunt's guinea stamp," I rued.***"Excellent venue for infiltrating panto dressed as a horse, the Richmond."***[Bonus: my favorite malapropism, from a character who habitually malaprops: "a figtree of my imagination"] 												 
						
						
													
											
						
							
							
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