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unearths some literary gems.
From Have Tux, Will Travel, by Bob Hope "as told to" Pete Martin:
***I get peeved as easy as the next guy--unless the next guy is Donald Duck.***My grandfather got caught cheating at chess. He was using loaded bishops.***[Simon and Schuster] not only insinuates that I had a ghostwriter, they brought the book out on Halloween.***This benefit usually occurs in February, but Mrs. Cummings begins to call me in November. Once she starts, she keeps my telephone line so busy I can't make an outside call without going through her.***
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