CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
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November 23, 2011

Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
A floating house party from an 1881 issue of Frank Leslie's Popular Monthly magazine.

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Don't Take This the Wrong Way (permalink)
"Don't take this the wrong way.  I've been down that road, so I'm the last person to criticize.  All I'm saying is, watch it."
Darlene Quinn, Twisted Webs
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The Ghost in the [Scanning] Machine (permalink)

~ Unsubstantiated Insubstantiality ~

Portrait of Thomas Edison from Men of Science.

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November 22, 2011

Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from a 1912 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.  The caption reads: "I saw the figure gliding toward me, its death-mask grinning as if with pleasure to find at least the room inhabited by a human—I marked the eyeholes of doom, seeming to glow red in the fire-lit room, and the bony hand holding on high what I guessed, I knew, to be a cup of poison meant for me!"
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A Rose is a ... (permalink)
Lancaster Rose"'A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose' — and enough is enough is enough."
—Shana Alexander, "The Case for Jean Harris," New York Magazine (April 7, 1986)
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Call it a Hunch (permalink)
"For a man who denies belief in the paranormal, you're putting a lot of faith in a hunch."
Kay Hooper, Touching Evil (2001), as if describing the plot of Young Frankenstein


A still from the perennially hilarious Young Frankenstein.
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November 21, 2011

Someone Should Write a Book on ... (permalink)
A reader suggests that someone should write a book entitled:

My Emphasis: Notes from an Attentive Reader

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Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from an 1893 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.  The caption reads: "Death the final sovereign of the world."

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This May Surprise You (permalink)
I'm older than I look.
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November 20, 2011

Staring Into the Depths (permalink)
An illustration from a 1915 issue of Century Illustrated magazine.
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Semicolon's Dream Journal (permalink)
I dreamed of invented compound words, deliberate misspellings, and the grammar of gossip.

Prof. Oddfellow offers this free vintage clip-art question mark, originally appearing in a 1914 issues of Harper's Magazine and painstakingly restored to its original glory. The image is available for download in high-resolution GIF and vector EPS formats.
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The Ghost in the [Scanning] Machine (permalink)

~ Unsubstantiated Insubstantiality ~

Portrait from Memoir of William Carey.

"The strong light rendered the apparition invisible to hiseyes.” —Justinus Kerner, "The Ghost-Seer of Prevorst”

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November 19, 2011

Staring Into the Depths (permalink)
An illustration from an 1864 issue of Harper's magazine.
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It Bears Repeating (permalink)
"The message is clear but bears repeating: Motors are servants to the systems they are connected to and cannot be evaluated alone."
Steve Doty & Wayne C. Turner, Energy Management Handbook
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Difficult Question? Here's a simple answer

"The answer is simple.  Ask no one but the author of the act.”

The Twentieth Century (1877)

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November 18, 2011

The Right Word (permalink)
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A collaborative work between poets Gary Barwin and Hugh Thomas and featuring illustrations by Craig Conley, the book – as its title suggests – takes the paradoxical and absurd prose of the Czech literary giant as a point of departure for tangential musings on language, transformation and, of course, the nature of parable itself. The book’s authors summarized the impetus of the project early in the evening with the proclamation that “new writing is the imaginary future of past writing.” It is with this sense of creative lineage that Franzlations sets out to explore the labyrinthine corridors of Kafka’s work. ...

Against projections of Conley’s minimal, diagrammatic illustrations, Barwin and Thomas alternated rapidly between each other, juggling their book’s seemingly self-contained aphorisms and parables in a rhythm that highlighted the project’s overall cohesion.

A tribute to Kafka stripped of the element of narrative might easily risk being a fragmented experience, a mere collection of paradoxes and non-rational linguistic puzzles. Fortunately, Barwin and Thomas inject the word-play of Franzlations with exactly the kind of wit and dark humor often overlooked in Kafka’s own work. Rather than focus on the nightmarish quality of Kafka’s writing, Barwin and Thomas emphasize the playful irony of metamorphosis, the way in which things both are and are not what they appear to be. In one memorable riff on that infamous opening line, the authors recounted how “one morning Ovid woke to find himself a Czech insurance officer.” While Barwin and Thomas moved deftly between these registers Thursday night, between light-heartedness and cerebral absurdity, so many mirrors, inversions and mazes eventually sent this reviewer’s head spinning. Clearly, Franzlations is a book to be absorbed slowly and revisited. After all, as the authors themselves noted, “a road is a labyrinth unfurled.”

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This May Surprise You (permalink)
Ponce de León Revealed as the Legendary "Ninth Immortal” of Chinese Mythology

St. Augustine, Florida - The saintly "Eight Immortals” of ancient Chinese folklore are finally ready to play ball as an unlikely ninth comes up to bat: famed Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León (1474 - ∞).

De León’s highly unusual autograph reveals a desire for eternal life that transcends his well-known quest for the Fountain of Youth.  The serpentine lines of his elaborate signature trace back to the primitive magical diagrams of Taoism, the native religion of China. 

De León’s signature is a talismanic ideograph composed of "heavenly characters” from ancient Chinese "cloud script.”  This strange, stylized calligraphy of sacred symbols for cosmic truth was meant to transform an ordinary piece of paper into a passport for visiting the other (spiritual) world.  In De León’s case, the figurative other world doubled as the literal New World.

Note that the Latin alphabetic characters of De León’s signature are flanked by two Taoist ideograms, to be read right to left.  At first glance the cloud script resembles two serpents winding around rods of Asclepius (an apt symbol of healing and rejuvenation) or perhaps the Taoist equivalent of "footprints of the Buddha” (if the enlightened one were wearing two-toed mitten-style slippers).  However, the ideograms are actually two brimming chalices, wordlessly symbolic of an overflowing cornucopious primordial essence.  The first chalice is worldly, the second celestial.

De León’s immortality is written into his very signature.  But the aim of Taoism is not mere longevity.  The highest goal of the Taoist sage is to transcend the human realm and to unite with the eternal Cosmos.  To attain this goal via an elixir of healing waters is the debased "earth approach,” condemned by the great masters.  The genuine "heaven approach” involves dedicated meditation to align one’s vital energies with the universal flow.

De León now ranks as a idol of imperishability and prosperity alongside Immortal Woman He, Royal Uncle Cao, Iron-Crutch Li, Lan Caihe, Lü Donbin, Philosopher Han Xiang, Elder Zhang Guo, and Han Zhongli.

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Staring Into the Depths (permalink)
Staring into the depths: an illustration from an 1897 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine.  The caption reads: "There's a thing in that ocean that would astonish you if you saw it."

Dedicated to Jonathan due to "things."

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This May Surprise You (permalink)
"This may surprise you, but we all love somebody sometimes with all of our heart in spite of common sense and social barriers." —Judith Petres-Balogh, Beyond Conventions (2002)
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November 17, 2011

Restoring the Lost Sense (permalink)
An illustration from a 1922 issue of Century Illustrated magazine.  The caption reads: "He never removed his attention from the thread of red sand trickling from bulb to bulb."
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#vintage illustration #hourglass #sands of time #illustration
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