"Did aliens turn out the lights?"  From UFO Newsclipping Service, 1996.

Last we checked, softcovers of this were going for nearly a thousand dollars: Curses, Hexes, & Spells by Daniel Cohen.

From Fantasy Book, 1947.

Life on Mars.  From Presbyterian College's 1918 yearbook.

A confluence of parallel worlds, from Holy Cross' 1977 yearbook.

Facing the werewolf.  From Red Ryder and the Secret of Wolf Canyon by S. S. Stevens, 1941.

Cocktails: How to Mix Them. From 1922.  See Of Drinking in Remembrance of the Dead.

From Der Bildermann, 1916.

"'Alcoholic thinking' leads to denials, excuses."  From the Sigma Phi Epsilon Journal, 1981.

From Ye Sundial Booke by T. Geoffrey Henslow, 1914.

From the 1927 Ole Miss yearbook.

Before Steve Martin's comedy routine about getting "small" on placebo, there was this head-shrinker in Northeastern's 1968 yearbook.

"A dark place."  From Adventures in Child Land by Frances Lilian Taylor, 1928.

By the time he signs his message, Colonel Jambuel Q. Stoopalaya is transformed into Col. Lemuel Q. Stoopnagle.  We also appreciate the references to Mr. F. R. Q. J. H. Feltoph Randus and to the dose of bromo-seltzer named Herman.  From Tulane's 1933 yearbook.

Talk to the hand.  From the Master Of Monsters II handbook.

We thought this mild oath, "Judas' cats," was one we'd somehow missed along the way, but a search indicates that it's extraordinarily rare.  From the University of Western Ontario's 1930 yearbook.