CRAIG CONLEY (Prof. Oddfellow) is recognized by Encarta as “America’s most creative and diligent scholar of letters, words and punctuation.” He has been called a “language fanatic” by Page Six gossip columnist Cindy Adams, a “cult hero” by Publisher’s Weekly, a “monk for the modern age” by George Parker, and “a true Renaissance man of the modern era, diving headfirst into comprehensive, open-minded study of realms obscured or merely obscure” by Clint Marsh. An eccentric scholar, Conley’s ideas are often decades ahead of their time. He invented the concept of the “virtual pet” in 1980, fifteen years before the debut of the popular “Tamagotchi” in Japan. His virtual pet, actually a rare flower, still thrives and has reached an incomprehensible size. Conley’s website is OneLetterWords.com.
"Never before in the history of the world was there so much reading being done as today. This may surprise you. It did me when I really became aware of the fact." —Lura H. Bartholomew, "Books for the Library," Illinois Farmers' Institute Dept. of Household Science Year Book (1922)
An illustration from an 1896 issue of English Illustrated magazine. The caption reads: "I stumbled to my knees; but something held me—something which bound me like a web in a thousand strong silky meshes."
An illustration from an 1871 issue of Scribner's magazine. The caption reads: "Le Diable! Le Diable!" Speaking of which, what exactly are a snowball's chances in hell? See A Snowball's Chance in Hell.
When they entered Schrödinger's pet into a cat show, it simultaneously took the titles "Best of Breed" and "Best in Show" — until becoming entangled with the judge.
Try putting a live animal into Schrödinger's cat carrier and you'll wish you were dead.